Author: Ron Thornton

  • Being a Cup start-and-park is more lucrative than being a Nationwide competitor

    Being a Cup start-and-park is more lucrative than being a Nationwide competitor

    [media-credit name=”CIA Stock Photo” align=”alignright” width=”213″][/media-credit]One might think I would be down right disappointed in Joe Nemechek. Front Row Joe once was a racer, but has since become a start-and-park owner, a man who was at the line for 36 races this past season. In those 36 races, he finished 39th or worse 33 times. Only thrice did he manage to not be among the final four, those heart stopping moments coming during the summer race at Daytona (30th), Indianapolis (38th), and the fall race at Loudon (36th). From Front Row to No Go Joe, but it is not his fault. Sure, as a driver/owner these past three seasons he has been among the Top 30 just three times in 97 starts with only a 14th place finish at Talladega in 2009 worth spit, but how can you blame the man?

    Usually, a fellow would find himself sitting in the minors until he was ready for prime time. The organization would slowly grow, mature, and gather together the pieces necessary to make a go of it in the show. Then again, anyone remember the XFL? While the stats show Joe has averaged a 40th place finish over those 97 races, there is one important statistic we need to consider. Over that time, his Cup operation has earned him more than $7.8-million, almost $2.9-million in 2011 alone. Starting and parking has its rewards. He made just over $2-million in 85 events racing Nationwide in three seasons. Hell, Carl Edwards won the most last year in that circuit, and that barely topped $1.2-million. You might be starting to see that Mrs. Nemechek raised no dummies.

    If you can take on-track prize money by starting and parking in Cup that amounts to more than twice what Nationwide’s leading money winner can claim, this becomes a no brainer. The sacrifices of driver Joe sure is helping the bottom line of team owner Joe. If he can save on tires, fuel, a crew, engine work, and expensive body repair, then all the better. I’m sure Joe Nemechek has dreams, maybe one day being able to run with the big boys. He might dream of actually going out to race, to run for points, maybe being the king of hill one day. For now, though, I think Joe is content in being able to continue making a living in the sport he loves, and doing so in the most intelligent manner he can.

    I think the whole concept of start-and-go entries cheapens the sport in the same way that passing replacement players off as the real deal cheapens other sports. I think those not ready for prime time should run at a level they can compete at. I think that is how things should work from a fan’s point of view. However, Joe Nemechek would be an idiot to follow that line of logic when, as a businessman, he can make a hell of a lot more doing exactly what he is doing.

    I’m not convinced those who start-and-park ever reach a level where they can actually compete. A few may have started underfunded, but I can’t think of one that started races only to park it a few laps in that ever became competitive. Yes, as a fan, the start-and-park cars out there are merely irrelevant window dressing at best, or clutter at worst. However, if Joe Nemechek can pick up a couple of million in sponsorship, more than match that in race earnings while keeping his expenses low, a fellow might just earn enough bucks by following his example. It might not exactly be racing, but you can’t fault Joe Nemechek, and those like him, for taking advantage of NASCAR’s rules, or a lack of them, in order to make a living.

  • Sorry about that breast thing, Kasey

    Sorry about that breast thing, Kasey

    Now that the Christmas season, and all the family functions and edible delights, are behind us, I thought it time to begin the process of trimming down. As you might have guessed, I am beginning with my fingers as they dance upon the keyboard. Yah, feel the burn.!

    [media-credit name=”Brad Keppel” align=”alignright” width=”225″][/media-credit]I read that Kasey Kahne wrote how disgusted he was at a public display of breastfeeding. I accept his apology and, for my part, I promise not to ever do it again. I feel like such a boob.

    Tony Stewart is no doubt enjoying things, with a third NASCAR title put away. I understand he was disgusted after watching A Christmas Carol, thinking that after his experiences on Christmas Eve old Ebenezer Scrooge turned soft regarding the hired help. In fact, Tony Scrooge would have fired Bob Cratchit before the closing credits.

    If I were a rich man, I would hire Kurt Busch as my driver. Of course, I would insist he wear the chauffeur’s cap, polish the auto on a regular basis, and keep his mouth shut unless he is spoken to. As I am not a rich man, I still could use a good man to help carry out the garbage and wash the dishes around here. Then again, maybe he never did those chores, which might help explain a few things.

    My brother-in-law is one heck of a cook. He even got a new smoker at Christmas to go with his grill. I was wondering, if he tossed a shrimp on the barbie might that tempt Marcos Ambrose to drop by?

    I just realized that Jimmie Johnson and I have something in common. Apparently, neither of us won the NASCAR Sprint Cup title in 2011. I am actually seeking a new favorite with whom I do have a lot in common, such as a driver who is old, fat, short, and bald. Well, Ken Schrader, three out of four ain’t bad.

    With Danica Patrick joining the NASCAR ranks full-time in 2012, my hopes of being the next sex symbol of the sport dimmed even more. However, if they ever give the nod to Greg Biffle or Jimmy Spencer, I know my turn is just around the corner.

    Over the holidays, Dale Earnhardt Jr got to drive out onto the football field to make the opening coin toss at the Gator Bowl. Now, tell me the truth. Somewhere in the deep recesses of your soul there was a immature bit of you wishing he would make a few burnout donuts as he left. Admit it.

    I know there are a bunch of drivers without rides. As I’ve told my sons, there is one way around that. A bus pass. I also know better than to ask Rusty Wallace for a job. I shouldn’t pick on him, as I can’t get a ride for my sons just yet, either.

    After catching the news from the Dakar Rally, I think I’ve discovered why Robby Gordon has not had greater success in NASCAR. Take away the walls, the stands, and the track and he is a changed man. Just point out toward the desert and tell him to “go that-a-way”, and he is off in a cloud of dust.

    The countdown continues to the start of the new season. It is called the NFL playoffs. When they play the Super Bowl, we have only three weeks left until the Daytona 500. Three weeks? I get the reasoning for pushing the race back a week, but I don’t watch basketball and my hockey team is not going to make the playoffs for a sixth straight season. What’s a fellow to do?

    Well, February does feature the opening of the season for the Chinese Super League of soccer. I know what you are thinking. I also wonder if Guangzhou Evergrande will be able to defend their title. Thankfully, ARCA races at Daytona on Saturday, February 18th on SPEED. I’m starting to feel better now.

  • The Final Word – Wonderful finish for Tony but what about Mr. Grubb?

    The Final Word – Wonderful finish for Tony but what about Mr. Grubb?

    It was sure something to witness. The two contenders running just over a second apart, first and second, with the winner of the race the winner of the season. Would an engine blow, a tire go down, a split second lack of focus bounce one off the wall? It all made for one heck of a finale, as Tony Stewart won his third Cup championship against a very game Carl Edwards.

    [media-credit name=”CIA Stock Photo” align=”alignright” width=”224″][/media-credit]Only two drivers have won the title over the past seven seasons. There was Tony Stewart, then there was J–i–m–m–y   J–o–h–n–s–o–n for five, then Stewart again. The new points system gave us the closest finish ever, dead even in points as Stewart won based on wins, 5-to-1. To do it, he had to overcome a couple of repairs that sent him to the back early on Sunday, along with an air gun that did him no favors twice, and drive like a demon to make hay during the restarts. What a wonderful end to the season, but this isn’t really the end and not everything is wonderful.

    For example, Stewart wins with Darian Grubb as his crew chief, that same Darian Grubb who apparently is unemployed today. “Thanks for the title but”, as the Donald would say, “you’re fired.” What the hell? Grubb guides his boss to five Chase wins, makes a real gutsy call late that helped set up the final run to the championship, sees Stewart carrying his boy on the podium like a favorite uncle, and his butt is out the door? That decision was made five races ago, at Charlotte, but what now? Whatever happens, Grubb won’t be unemployed for long, but Stewart could find himself going from Smoke to Grinch in a hurry.

    Kevin Harvick Incorporated looked like the next outfit that would grow to become a major player in NASCAR. They won a pair of truck titles, claimed 43 races, and even ten Nationwide series checkered flags. Then, they merged it all with the Richard Childress operation for 2012. We are told it makes economic sense, that it would free up time for Harvick to devote to Cup, but we are left to wonder that if Harvick and KHI can’t make it, who can? I’m sure it will also free up capital to allow Kevin and DeLana to invest in other areas where folks can make honey if they got the money to invest when prices are low.

    Goodbye David Reutimann. Adios Brian Vickers. See you later, David Ragan. Sponsorship or the lack of a team send the latter duo shopping for jobs, while it appears Aaron’s did not consider Reutimann their lucky dog any longer and requested a change. Mark Martin and Michael Waltrip will take over the #00, while Red Bull’s possible demise frees Vickers as UPS moves the big brown elsewhere to park Ragan.

    Jeremy Mayfield, what in hell happened? Most of us don’t know these men, just know of them and have, at best, a perception of who they might be. Of course, Mayfield could be totally innocent of all the things NASCAR and the law say he has done, but we are getting to the point where, if he is, we are in the midst of one heck of a conspiracy.

    Some might not consider this good news, but I do. Might RCR’s #3 make a return to Cup action? Austin Dillon, the grandson of Richard Childress, claimed the truck title this year, and Junior is okay with the 21 year old taking the number Dillon has carried this season, that his grandpa had carried, and what Earnhardt’s daddy made famous driving for RCR back to the Cup level. It might not happen next year, but it could be running in the Nationwide series this year. You know, I would be just fine with it, too.

    The new baseball season is still five months away. Our boys, and Danica Patrick, have just three months to get ready for Daytona as Tony tries to make it four championships, Jimmie six, Jeff five, and Carl seeks his first. Enjoy the winter.

  • The Final Word – Homestead, where NASCAR meets American Gladiators to decide a new champion

    Welcome to Homestead, Florida, and the championship edition of NASCAR’s American Gladiators. With a slim three point advantage going into the final round we have from Columbia, Missouri 32-year old Carl Edwards. His opponent is the two-time former champion, from Columbus, Indiana, 40-year old Tony Stewart.

    [media-credit id=40 align=”alignright” width=”230″][/media-credit]Like American Gladiators, we have our two contenders and 41 gladiators who will be out to upset, run into, and out pace the principles in this action. There is Nitro Kyle Busch, who can go off at any moment, having already taken one series title contender to the wall this season. Titan Jimmie Johnson has already claimed five trophies for his own case and might be forgiven for making things a little tough on his successor. I’m sure Thunder, Turbo, Tower, Hawk, Tank and the rest of the gang have their own plans to bring the heat to Miami. No, I’m not talking about those big guys with the big balls and the leaky nets who are well on their way to a non-existent season to call their own.

    While everybody else is either hoping to end the NASCAR season strong so they might have something to hang their helmet on heading into 2012, or maybe to earn a job or to keep a job, this Sunday at Homestead will be all about two drivers and only two drivers. With this one going down to the wire, who should be considered the favorite?

    Stewart has won two at Homestead, the opening pair in 1999 and 2000. He has six Top Tens in a dozen starts, with an average finish of 12.4. Good, but there is better. Edwards has won two of the past three run in Miami, has four Top Fives and a half dozen Top Tens in just seven starts. His average finish is 5.7. When you hear that this is a track Cousin Carl loves, they are not just whistling in the dark. In a season where the Chase has left us with two guys with identical points over nine races, the venue might make a difference. Now if you can only ignore those four Chase wins for that other guy. Like a fine coffee, this one should be good to the last drop. Enjoy the week.

  • The Final Word – And then there were two…or is it three for Texas?

    The Final Word – And then there were two…or is it three for Texas?

    As the boys moved on from Martinsville en route to Texas, the Chase has come down to essentially a two man race. Carl Edwards went to Virginia hoping to avoid disaster, which would have been to maintain his average of 16th place finishes there, but moved up in the end to claim 9th. Tony Stewart was in junk all day, told his crew that nothing they did seemed to change that fact, yet moved around Jimmie Johnson in the late stages to claim his third win of the Chase. It was called the Turns Fast Relief 500, and for a pair of guys it sure did.

    [media-credit name=”Barry Albert” align=”alignright” width=”241″][/media-credit]Eight points separate Edwards from his nearest challenger, and if you don’t think wins matter this season, think again. Stewart is eight back, but if those three Chase wins had turned out to be just runner-up results the difference would have been 20. Wins matter, and after what took place last Sunday so does Stewart.

    As they move into the Lone Star state, some have a chance if Edwards, at least, finds himself about as lucky as the hare who sacrificed the rabbit’s foot. Kevin Harvick was 4th last weekend and now sits third in the standings, 21 points out. Brad Keselowski was 17th, and he finds himself 27 points back. The rest don’t matter unless Texas turns into the Alamo for the leaders. So, what are the chances?

    Edwards has won at Fort Worth three times in 13 starts, but has an average finish of more than 16th. More than half the time he is outside the Top Fifteen, three times 33rd or worse. Stewart has ran there on nineteen occasions, won there five years ago, and has an average outcome of 13th. Six times he has finished fifteenth or worse, three times outside the Top Thirty. Advantage Stewart, unless Edwards wins. I guess that means you will have to watch the action to see how this turns out.

    Harvick has never won there, but 60% of his seventeen encounters have ended with him inside the Top Twenty. Keselowski has not done much of anything in his four visits, so that does not bode well for him. Should both Edwards and Stewart falter, Harvick has a shot of getting back into it. If Edwards claims his fourth victory at the track, then Phoenix and Homestead could be somewhat anti-climatic.

    While you will be watching the action from Texas, my family and I are taking a short break to visit New York City, Philadelphia, and Gettysburg. We know we should expect to see tall buildings, the Liberty Bell, and the site of Pickett’s Charge on our tour. I don’t know what to expect at Fort Worth, other than maybe the unexpected. The picture should be much clearer when I return as the boys head to Homestead in a couple of weeks. Enjoy your week.

  • Hot 20 over the past 10 – Edwards still has a bump in the road ahead, and its name is Martinsville

    Hot 20 over the past 10 – Edwards still has a bump in the road ahead, and its name is Martinsville

    Carl Edwards is hot. He is the man atop the official standings with just four races to go. However, there has been one better over the past ten. Brad Keselowski finished 4th at Talladega, compared to the 11th for Edwards, to maintain a torrid pace when it counts the most.

    [media-credit name=”Barry Albert” align=”alignright” width=”274″][/media-credit]Up next is Martinsville, a track Cousin Carl has never won at, one that could see him falter. It might not be enough to save Jimmie Johnson’s hopes of maintaining his lock on the title, but it could open a door for Keselowski, Matt Kenseth, or Tony Stewart. The Fat Lady may have already sang her tune for some and is warming up for the others, but the championship has not yet been decided.

    While the official standings has Edwards up on the third place Keselowski by 18 points, he got three bonus points for his win at Las Vegas last winter. Brad had three wins, but got credit for none when they rejigged the points for the Chase as he failed to make the Top Ten and got advanced due to his victory tally. If he could have improved on horrid runs he experienced at Talladega, Richmond, or Loudon early in the season the smart money might be on the fellow from Michigan and not the man from Missouri. It still might be a bet to consider with four runs to go.

    One more thing to consider is the fact Edwards finished 18th at Martinsville this spring, and his average finish there is 16th. Until we see what takes place on Sunday, the engraver can sit back a little longer before he thinks about putting anybody’s name on the trophy.

    Here is a look at our hot 20 over the past 10 events…

    Pos (LW) Driver – Pts/10 – (W-T5-T10)

    1 (1) Brad Keselowski – 378 pts – (1-6-7)
    If he sees Edwards at the line on Sunday, it better be in the mirror.

    2 (2) Carl Edwards – 360 pts – (0-6-8)
    Martinsville is not an Edwards friendly facility, but it is no sure thing for the rest either.

    3 (5) Matt Kenseth – 349 pts – (1-3-7)
    Was sixth in the spring, and that might be good enough for this weekend

    4 (8) Tony Stewart – 347 pts – (2-3-7)
    Once hot, his last three Martinsville appearances were not.

    5 (4) Kevin Harvick – 328 pts – (1-2-6)
    Just one more bad day away from throwing in the towel.

    6 (6) Jimmie Johnson – 325 pts – (1-5-6)
    Yes the Fat Lady is a singer…why do you ask?

    7 (3) Kyle Busch – 323 pts – (1-2-4)
    Of his 23 career victories, only one was in a Chase race…in 2005.

    8 (7) Jeff Gordon – 318 pts – (1-4-5)
    The good news is that he might still be able to match Jimmie next year.

    9 (13) Kasey Kahne – 311 pts – (0-3-5)
    Oh, so this is why Hendrick hired him.

    10 (11) Kurt Busch – 298 pts – (1-3-4)
    Things weren’t going all that great before Talladega.

    11 (16) Jeff Burton – 288 pts – (0-1-1)
    Needed to turn left, really hard left, to end his slump.

    12 (18) Brian Vickers – 286 pts – (0-2-2)
    No ride yet for next year, but this has to help.

    13 (9) Ryan Newman – 282 pts – 0-1-5)
    Made the Chase, what more do you want?

    14 (19) Clint Bowyer – 281 pts – (1-1-5)
    Soon to be the best damn driver at MWR.

    15 (10) A.J. Allmendinger – 279 pts – (0-0-2)
    Big drop after getting a big kick to the curb last Sunday.

    16 (20) Greg Biffle – 277 pts – (0-1-2)
    About the best thing about this season is that it is almost over.

    17 (17) David Ragan – 274 pts – (0-1-2)
    How good is Ragan? About as good as Junior lately…and that might not be a compliment.

    18 (14) Dale Earnhardt Jr – 274 pts – (0-1-1)
    Okay, just what in hell happened at Talladega?

    19 (12) Marcos Ambrose – 271 pts – (0-1-4)
    Things were starting to look mighty sweet before turning all sour.

    20 (23) Denny Hamlin – 271 pts – (0-0-5)
    Each his past five races has been an improvement, from 31st in Chicago to 8th last Sunday.

  • The Final Word – Winning Talladega is fine, but I guess just not wrecking has its own rewards

    The Final Word – Winning Talladega is fine, but I guess just not wrecking has its own rewards

    The south has a reputation of being somewhat conservative, and after the weekend’s action in Talladega, Alabama, one Carl Edwards might fit in just nicely. After riding around at the back of the pack most of the day, Cousin Carl settled for just outside the Top Ten, and that suited him just fine.

    [media-credit name=”CIA Stock Photo” align=”alignright” width=”256″][/media-credit]You see, as long as you improve the gap between you and the next guy, especially with just four races left in the season and a championship in the balance, 11th place can work for you. Kevin Harvick started the day just five points back, but when he and Kyle Busch both got a good piece of A.J. Allmendinger’s spin they ended up outside the Top Thirty. Another Chaser, Kurt Busch, nailed the spinning Bobby Labonte to end his day with a bang. Ryan Newman was sailing along until his boss sent him sailing into the infield to tear up the front end. All finished back in Nemechek country, which is fine as long as winning is not a consideration.

    Only three Chasers finished ahead of Edwards. Brad Keselowski was fourth, and is now third in the standings 18 points back. Matt Kenseth did not do well, as his 18th place finish leaves him 14 in arrears. Tony Stewart had a Top Ten, and is 19 away, as did Denny Hamlin but the damage to his hopes coming into Talladega had him already in next year country. He joins Newman and Jeff Gordon more than 80 out.

    Dale Earnhardt Jr was pushing Jimmie Johnson, but in the end they discovered they had nothing for the big boys on the day, both more than twenty spots behind at the line. While Harvick is “just” 26 out of the hunt, the rest are done. If you are Kurt Busch and you see that you are next, 40 back, you are not working on that acceptance speech, at least barring some pretty bad things happening to at least one guy, maybe three or more.

    Clint Bowyer is off to be part of Michael Waltrip’s group next year. However, he did manage to slip by team mate Jeff Burton at the line to give Richard Childress his 100th victory as a team owner in this, the 100th year since race car driver Louis Chevrolet started pushing his autos out the door. NASCAR tried to mess with the cars to make two-by-two driving a tougher thing to do on the superspeedway. They failed.

    Junior and Jimmie were a team, but the once dominant Earnhardt only led two laps at Talladega, Johnson one as the five-time defending champ now sits 50 points out. The fat lady is now on the stage and the opening bars of her song are being played. Johnson needs more than just Edwards to falter, and it is doubtful to expect that much bad can be expected to come to that many people on the tracks at Martinsville, Texas, Phoenix, and Homestead.

    We stay in the south another weekend, as they move on to Virginia. Harvick won there in the spring, Kenseth was 6th, and Edwards was 18th. That would work. Keselowski hopes to improve, as he saw Edwards finish just ahead of him at Martinsville in April. Edwards has never won on this track, was third once three years ago and had a pair of eights in 2010. It could be a track someone might make up some ground, but my conservative estimate is that time is running out for someone to show me they can make a move on the man from Missouri.

  • Hot 20 over the past 10 – Forget Top Tens, as it is now Top Fives that will win the crown

    Hot 20 over the past 10 – Forget Top Tens, as it is now Top Fives that will win the crown

    Average 350 points, you are driving like a champion. Average 300 points, and you look like a contender. Too bad three of our Chasers are presently driving like mere pretenders, but enough about Kurt Busch, Dale Earnhardt Jr, and Denny Hamlin. Over the past ten events, we have five who have that championship look about them, and it should come as no surprise that they represent five of the top six in the official standings as we head on to Talladega for Sunday.

    [media-credit name=”David Yeazell” align=”alignright” width=”225″][/media-credit]Tony Stewart is the one missing. While the results from Watkins Glen and Bristol, where he finished outside the Top 25, did not help, neither did that finish at Dover. What the two-time champion needs is a string of Top Fives, starting this weekend. Then again, you might say that for everybody interested in claiming the crown and still with a chance to grab it.

    That is especially true for our leader. Brad Keselowski might have more than a 20 point bulge over the course of recent events, but he now has to match what he did in Watkins Glen (2nd), Michigan (3rd), Bristol (1st), Atlanta (6th), and Richmond (12th) to maintain that pace. It is a tall order, but one worthy of a champion.

    Here are our hot 20 over the past 10 events…

    Pos-Driver-Pts/10 races-(W-T5-T10)

    1. Brad Keselowski – 380 pts – (1-6-7)
    Can win at Talladega, and make cars fly.

    2. Carl Edwards – 358 pts – (0-6-8)
    Thanks to Brad, he has yet to win there, but has managed to be anywhere from 5th to 42nd.

    3. Kyle Busch – 354 pts – (1-3-5)
    If he is to be the next Jimmie Johnson he is going to have to start working on that beard.

    4. Kevin Harvick – 353 pts – (1-2-7)
    Can be very hot in Alabama…or very cold. Will current three race hot streak there continue?

    5. Matt Kenseth – 352 pts – (1-3-7)
    Six Top Tens at Talladega, 9 times outside Top Twenty in 23 attempts.

    6. Jimmie Johnson – 341 pts – (1-5-7)
    Will be in good shape if he goes great on Sunday, and a few certain others do not.

    7. Jeff Gordon – 332 pts – (1-4-5)
    Will the new Jeff Gordon Expressway be a 190 mph loop?

    8. Tony Stewart – 325 pts – (2-3-6)
    Already has two Chase wins, but might need a couple more.

    9. Ryan Newman – 303 pts – (0-1-5)
    Best year was 2003, but 8 win, 17 Top Five season still only meant 6th in the standings.

    10. A.J. Allmendinger – 303 pts – (0-0-4)
    The Petty brand has some meaning again.

    11. Kurt Busch – 295 pts – (1-3-4)
    Addington is subtracting himself.

    12. Marcos Ambrose – 292 pts – (1-2-5)
    Looking to finally be in the right spot at the right time on the weekend.

    13. Kasey Kahne – 290 pts – (0-3-4)
    Could have been racing at Las Vegas last week, but Mr. Childress said no.

    14. Dale Earnhardt Jr – 283 pts – (0-1-1)
    Is there hope? Sure, but what are the odds an early 11 car wreck will involve 11 specific drivers?

    15. Juan Pablo Montoya – 280 pts – (0-0-2)
    In 1999 won seven, but that was to capture the CART crown

    16. Jeff Burton – 280 pts – (0-0-1)
    18 full-time seasons in, and still among those who matter.

    17. David Ragan – 273 pts – (0-1-2)
    With time running out, getting hot here would sure help to remain in Cup seat for 2012.

    18. Brian Vickers – 272 pts – (0-1-1)
    Won Nationwide (Busch) title back in 2003. Must he go back?

    19. Clint Bowyer – 268 pts – (0-0-4)
    From RCR to MWR…60 miles into the unknown.

    20. Greg Biffle – 259 pts – (0-1-2)
    If not for cut tires, messed up air hose connections, and lug nuts, he might be having a hell of a season.

    23. Denny Hamlin – 243 pts – (0-0-4)
    The good news? Well, the pressure is sure off.

  • The Final Word – The Chase is now down to three, unless…

    The Final Word – The Chase is now down to three, unless…

    This Chase is becoming more and more like one of those reality series. A week goes by and somebody’s nice chef coat gets skewered and their photo bursts into the flames. They get their torch put out, they dance their last waltz, or sing their final tune. Whatever the race’s outcome, somebody seems to get eliminated, though unlike those shows we still get to see them back on the track the next week.

    [media-credit name=”Brad Keppel” align=”alignright” width=”225″][/media-credit]This week at Charlotte, a few more were at least sent along to Exile Island, as Matt Kenseth came through for his third win of the campaign, and 21st of his career. He had the car to beat and nobody, including a game Kyle Busch, could do it. The victory leaves Kenseth, the 2003 NASCAR champion, one of three who need to have bad things happen to them to allow the rest a chance.

    Kenseth is seven points behind Carl Edwards, who finished third Saturday night, with sixth place finisher Kevin Harvick just five points back. With just five events left on the season calender, if any one of this trio can keep out of trouble the title could be their own. Not that anyone is wishing them bad fortune, but if it does…

    Last week, we pretty much put to bed the chances for Dale Earnhardt Jr, Ryan Newman, Jeff Gordon, and Denny Hamlin, all at least 60 points out into the weeds. Kyle Busch is 18 back, and he is in fourth. Tony Stewart, Brad Keselowski, and Kurt Busch now sit between 24 and 27 away. As for Jimmie Johnson, the late wreck that buried him in 34th and left him thirty-five big ones out of the hunt, could have taken him out of the mix for six. Unless, of course, bad things happen to three certain amigos.

    I imagine one would need to be within 30 points at Homestead to even have a shot. You know there are a dozen or so cars out there that have no business even starting and can be expected to be back in the garage before most of the rest. The way this season has gone, it is a good bet that the contenders are going to average a minimum of 30 points per race, the champion at least 35. By my way of calculating, that would mean Edwards needs only to average 30 points from here on to maintain a shot at the crown, Johnson 37, and Junior 42. Yes, definitely bad things need to happen to our top three if the rest want to have any hope.

    This Sunday they take on the great equalizer, the Talladega Superspeedway. It is a track where Johnson has won twice, including this spring. Harvick also has a win there, but neither Kenseth or Edwards have had the good fortune. In fact, over the past three seasons Carl’s average finish has been 20th on the 2.66 mile circuit, Matt even worse at 27th. Hey, maybe bad things do happen to good people…at least at Talladega.

    It has been more than a decade since we lost Dale Earnhardt, but we were again sadly reminded how dangerous this sport can be this past weekend at Las Vegas. Dan Wheldon’s death in what was to have been the IRL’s season finale has taken from us a most talented and likeable young champion. We think of him and those he leaves behind this week.

  • Hot 20 over the past 10 – Life is good when you average nearly 40 points per race

    Hot 20 over the past 10 – Life is good when you average nearly 40 points per race

    While most expect Jimmie Johnson to either claim his 6th straight title, or someone like Carl Edwards, Kevin Harvick, or Kyle Busch to upset his apple cart, there is a 27 year old from Rochester Hill, Michigan who has his own agenda. Brad Keselowski has been nothing short of amazing over the past ten events, winning a pair and adding an additional five Top Fives to his resume. In fact, he has been in the top dozen of each of those races with the lone exception being his 20th place result at Dover to average 39.9 points per race. It is one of the most impressive streaks of the season, and couldn’t come at a better time. Well, better for him, though not so much for the opposition.

    [media-credit name=”Kirk Schroll” align=”alignright” width=”218″][/media-credit]The only good news for the rest is that when it comes to Charlotte, his best finish there was 12th two years ago, with an average over four starts of almost 20th. Saturday night should give us an idea as to whether Keselowski is a true contender for the title or just a hot pretender.

    Here is a look at our hot 20 (and Denny Hamlin) over the past ten events…

    Pos (LW) – Driver – Pts/10 races – (W-T5-T10)

    1 (1) Brad Keselowski – 399 pts – (2-7-8)
    Is he peaking or just warming up?

    2 (4) Jimmie Johnson – 370 pts – (1-6-8)
    Just great. It was tough enough to catch him when he wasn’t winning.

    3 (5) Carl Edwards – 354 pts – (0-5-8)
    Continues to turn crap into roses.

    4 (3) Kyle Busch – 353 pts – (1-3-5)
    Wins 30% of truck races, over 20% in Nationwide, less than 10% in Cup.

    5 (2) Jeff Gordon – 347 pts – (1-4-6)
    If win #1 came at Charlotte, why not #86?

    6 (6) Kevin Harvick – 345 pts – (1-2-6)
    Expect him to be running at the end Saturday, but in what place is anybody’s guess.

    7 (7) Matt Kenseth – 333 pts – (0-2-6)
    As long as Fluidmaster remains the sponsor, and not what lies under the car, things could go well.

    8 (8) Tony Stewart – 321 pts – (2-3-5)
    Hey, Danica can be a tough interview, too, just much easier to look at.

    9 (9) Ryan Newman – 308 pts – (0-2-5)
    Has all sorts of luck, but it just keeps biting him in the ass.

    10 (10) Kurt Busch – 306 pts – (1-4-5)
    Things are starting to Addington up.

    11 (12) Dale Earnhardt Jr – 293 pts – (0-1-2)
    Since he has last won, Jimmie has claimed 21. Just saying…

    12 (11) A.J. Allmendinger – 291 pts – (0-0-2)
    Last victory was 5 years ago, beating 16 other guys while driving a Champ car.

    13 (17) Jeff Burton – 281 pts – (0-0-1)
    Tip: Paint it Caterpillar yellow, jack weight to 50 tons, add tracks and dozer, then do your worst.

    14 (22) Marcos Ambrose – 277 pts – (1-1-4)
    We got Ambrose by trading D.W. to Australia…but he came back.

    15 (15) Clint Bowyer – 274 pts – (0-0-4)
    Soon to be driving for the best owner ever in NASCAR…and it’s worst ever driver?

    16 (14) Mark Martin – 273 pts – (0-1-4)
    Old man Martin, that old man Martin, he must know something, but don’t say nothing

    17 (23) Kasey Kahne – 266 pts – (0-2-3)
    Could he turn out to be a spoiler for his future mates at Hendrick?

    18 (19) Greg Biffle – 266 pts – (0-1-3)
    Needed more speed at Kansas, but unfortunately found it on pit road

    19 (13) Martin Truex Jr – 264 pts – (0-2-2)
    Driving the Cup race while 19-year old brother competes in Friday’s Nationwide event.

    20 (21) Juan Pablo Montoya – 261 pts – (0-0-2)
    Hell, I hear even a blind man can drive around Charlotte.

    25 (27) Denny Hamlin – 239 pts – (0-0-3)
    What #$%&*! Chase?