Category: The Final Word

Thornton’s final word

  • The Final Word – After the march through Atlanta, it is on to Richmond

    The Final Word – After the march through Atlanta, it is on to Richmond

    Damn engines. They can put you in front, as it did for Brad Keselowski for 31 laps. They can break your heart, when he had to drop back as it went from an eight to a six cylinder. They can leave you parked in 35th when it finally lets go. It left the defending series king with pretty much of a must win situation when they resume Saturday night in Richmond.

    Seven in, five to be decided. After Atlanta, we know the Chase will feature Jimmie Johnson, Clint Bowyer, Kevin Harvick, Carl Edwards, Kyle Busch and Matt Kenseth, all in by points.  We know that even if Kasey Kahne finishes outside the top-10, he is in as his two win total can be matched but can not be beat among wild card entrants. That reduces further to four openings if Dale Earnhardt Jr can manage to finish among the top-30 this weekend.

    Four spots, nine contenders, unless you want to include Paul Menard, who would need to win and hope for something just short of an alien abduction of Martin Truex Jr and Ryan Newman to make it.

      Driver  Wins   
    Points     Diff
    7   Dale Earnhardt, Jr. 0 750 37
    8   Joey Logano 1 729 16
    9   Greg Biffle 1 727 14
    10   Kurt Busch 0 719 6
    11   Jeff Gordon 0 713 -6
    12   Kasey Kahne 2 709 -10
    13   Martin Truex, Jr. 1 704 -15
    14   Ryan Newman 1 699 -20
    15   Brad Keselowski 0 691 -28
    16   Jamie McMurray 0 680 -39

     

    Jamie McMurray could make it with a win, but he would need neither Truex or Newman to appear in the Top 20 at Richmond.  All could still make it on points, though the odds get longer the deeper they are in the pack. Wins by Kurt Busch, Jeff Gordon, Truex or Newman would lock them in one way or the other. A bad day outside the top-30 and the wrong guy winning has all on this list vulnerable.

    Rating Atlanta – 7.5/10 – It should have been higher. Two leading the race, Keselowski and Clint Bowyer, disappear due to engine woes and a botched restart leaves both Kasey Kahne and Jimmie Johnson with sub-par days, ESPN even had some decent camera shots, if they bothered to use them. In the end, this one seemed to drag on despite the drama. NASCAR is like baseball at 190 mph in that it often seems that little changes from lap to lap, or pitch to pitch. Unless the broadcast weaves a narrative it can get rather monotonous.

    While it is likely Junior will make it, a win at Richmond would end all speculation. He has three there, though the last was in 2006. Jeff Gordon always seems to run well there, but the last of his two victories at Richmond came in 2000. Newman won back in 2003 and has a great average finish ratio. Kurt was a winner in 2005.  In the end, I think the present standings gives us the best clue as to how this all will finish. My prediction is that Logano and Biffle will get in on points, while Gordon and Kurt battle to the end for the tenth spot, with Truex and Newman in a tight fight to see which gets the second wild card. No point talking about additional wins, unless you are talking about Kyle Busch.

    Now, on to Richmond! Enjoy the week.

  • The Final Word – Bristol leaves three hanging in, and three seeking to take their spots in Atlanta

    The Final Word – Bristol leaves three hanging in, and three seeking to take their spots in Atlanta

    Usually we care about the big names, the pied pipers leading the way. At Bristol, there was some excitement as Matt Kenseth held off two-time winner Kasey Kahne to win his fifth of the season and locked a spot in the Chase. It was an exciting finish, but in the scheme of things as to what is most meaningful at the moment, not so much.

    Just as Jimmie Johnson running into the back of a spun also ran to take out his radiator meant little. Just as Clint Bowyer, who led 50 laps and recovered from a spin out and a collision, winding up 14th to secure a Chase place. Or Carl Edwards having his car blow up early or Kevin Havick leaving with the rear of his car torn to pieces or Kyle Busch surviving to come home 11th did not exactly make the headlines. All of those boys were going to head to Atlanta still in a playoff spot no matter what.

    Kurt Busch, now that was another story. A loose wheel led to a damaged rear hub that led to time in the garage and a 31st place result. Going in he had a six point cushion, but that deflated and now he is six out behind Joey Logano. Logano had been the first man out, but now he is in. Brad Keselowski had been in by eight, but after getting tangled up in a wreck with just over 50 to go the defending champ wound up 30th and four points in arrears. A win for the two former champs would sure come in handy about now, as it would for Jeff Gordon who is 11 points in the weeds.

    With the points from Bristol pushing Kahne back into the top ten and Logano in by points, Martin Truex Jr retains his wild card spot while Ryan Newman regains the other. At least for the moment. At least until the smoke clears at Atlanta.

    Rating Bristol – 7.5/10 – The racing was not exactly up to Bristol standards, but there was enough wrecking and other surprises to keep it interesting.

    Johnson, Bowyer, and Kenseth are locked in, while Harvick, Edwards, Kahne, and Kyle Busch should be a week from now. Barring disaster, Dale Earnhardt Jr and Greg Biffle should still be holding a spot in the Chase heading to Richmond, though a win by Kurt Busch, Gordon, or Keselowski could put Logano, Truex, or Newman in jeopardy. Sunday in Atlanta would be a good time for some of the boys to have a good day. Five times in the past Gordon has shaken the bubbly there, while Gene Haas’ new favorite has had the pleasure three times. Enjoy the week.

  • The Final Word – Road course aces wound up as jokers at the Glen

    So what did we learn at the Glen on Sunday? Well, road course aces usually do not end up with the great finish the owner had hoped for when they made the change. Tommy Drissi drove for Joe Nemechek while Victor Gonzalez Jr got in a car for Tommy Baldwin. They crashed on Lap 39 and finished 42nd and 41st. Ron Fellows (35th), Alex Kennedy (29th), Owen Kelly (24th), and Boris Said (22nd) gave ‘er a go and we thank them for coming out. In the end, they participated, rather than competed.

    If you are looking for a road course specialist, maybe go with a name you know. Kyle Busch dominated the final 30 laps to claim his second career victory at Watkins Glen, his eighth straight Top Ten at the New York facility, his third win of the season, and 27th of his career. However, this gun for hire already has a job as Joe Gibbs’ top sheriff.

    Marcos Ambrose won the last two races there and dominated the first 60 laps starting from the pole. Then Petty team-mate Aric Almirola had something go wrong with his left front and buried the car deep into the tires. Ambrose pitted on the resulting caution, sat about fifteen deep, and never recovered. When an issue in his back end caused him to crash with six to go, he dropped from tenth to 31st.

    Mark Martin has three wins at the Glen, but he was in his rocking chair last weekend. Jeff Gordon only wishes he was, as the four-time Glen winner touched one wall on Lap 14, and traded it in for the one on the other side as he quickly became a stripped down limping hot rod for the rest of the event.  Gordon was 36th.

    Tony Stewart, literally spent the weekend with a broken leg up, as Max Papis sat in for him and a 15th place result. Austin Dillon makes a special guest appearance behind the wheel of that car this Sunday at Michigan.

    Among other contenders, with ten to go Kasey Kahne got punched up and out, to wind up in the path of Dale Earnhardt Jr . Kahne was 34th and Junior 30th when the parts quit flying, as the only Hendrick driver to have any kind of decent day was Jimmie Johnson at eighth.

    Eighth is where defending Cup champ Brad Keselowski sits after finishing second over the weekend. He sits 11 points ahead of the equally winless Kurt Busch, who lies in 11th place in the standings. Martin Truex converted a third place result to pop up to 10th as Kahne drops out, but his two wins look solid for one wild card position. The other is held by Ryan Newman, who replaced his injured boss in the hunt, with Gordon, Jamie McMurray, and Joey Logano still able to make it tight if any of them can pick up a win at Michigan, Bristol, Atlanta, or Richmond before the Chase cut off.

    Rating Watkins Glen – 8/10 – If you know what is going on in the sport, how what is taking place on the track affects the dreams of each driver, the more entertaining a race gets. The same might apply to the NBA or Premier League soccer, which I find dull, dull, dull. If I did some homework, just maybe I would get a lot more out of them. The Glen was entertaining for those who are in the know, but I believe there was more than enough action to keep even fair weather fans tuned in.

    Newman, the elder Busch, and Gordon all have a pair of Michigan wins to their credit but it has been a bunch of years since any of them have turned the trick. No, I would expect the good news this weekend will go to someone who already has had enough good news to already be Chase bound.

    So, Michigan might not promise to really shake up the Chase race except if we have another surprise or two coming our way. In the meantime, I shall continue my ESPN drinking game. You use the PVR to speed past the commercials, but if at any time you stop it and hear the voice of either Rusty or Brad, you have to take a drink. At Watkins Glen, I got away with two. Here is to even greater sobriety this Sunday at Michigan. Enjoy the week.

  • The Final Word – Johnson is again the pathfinder as Kahne is raised to a second victory

    America has always had those who led them to the promised land. Daniel Boone blazed the Wilderness Road. Meriwether Lewis and William Clark followed the Missouri River enroute to the Pacific. Jim Bridger helped open the way to the wonders of Yellowstone. Kit Carson explored the Rockies. Jimmie Johnson showed the way for Kasey Kahne at Pocono. Five Time dominated the first quarter of the race, at least until he blew a right front and hit the wall hard. Only Johnson can have a great day turn to crap, and still salvage a 13th place finish. He is so good this season that it seems he can not have a totally miserable day like every one else. But enough about Jeff Burton.

    As for Kahne, who led at seven different occasions in Pennsylvania on Sunday, putting the pedal to the medal allowed him to power by Jeff Gordon with two to go to lay claim to his second of the season. It was his 16th career Cup victory, leaves him 16 points to the good in the Chase race, and that second win all but gives him a lock on an invite to the party.

    Darlington might be known as the track too tough to tame, but Pocono was in a butt kicking mood the entire day. On the first turn of the second lap, Ricky Stenhouse Jr tied Juan on with Mr. Montoya, with a side dish of Matt Kenseth. None finished in the Top Twenty.

    Denny Hamlin lost grip on lap 16, and so ended his day. It marked the sixth time in just 17 starts the 33 year old Virginian has wound up outside the Top Thirty. It appeared that with the boyfriend in the garage since the second lap and Danica Patrick running in the Top Twenty that maybe this time it would be a case the lady being first. With sixty to go, she got into a racing deal with Travis Kvapil, collecting Paul Menard and the aforementioned Jeff Burton. She finished 35th, the gent managed to scratch out a 34th, and both wound up just ahead of Burton in the summation. All were more than 20 positions behind Jimmie Johnson, who did I mention had a bad day?

    Great day for his team mates, as Team Hendrick picked up 1st, 2nd with Gordon, and Dale Earnhardt Jr was fifth. Kurt Busch led the single car Front Row team to third, as Ryan Newman followed up his Indianapolis win with a fourth at Pocono. He trails Martin Truex Jr by just nine points in the fight for the final wild card berth.

    Rating Pocono – 7/10 – Between wrecks and blown tires, this one had more than a few surprise moments. Good insight from the pit road reporters, the expected brutal job by the rest of the ESPN crew, but thanks to my PVR I truly enjoyed the afternoon. It pays to start watching 90 minutes after the green flag waves, only catching up to the live feed with five to go.

    Maybe we have finally caught up to a track on which Jimmie Johnson will not win, or even lead the way. He has never won at Watkins Glen, has led just 11 of 990 laps there, yet he has finished among the top dozen in six of the past eight. What a surprise, Johnson can not even suck at a track he supposedly sucks at. Yet, if you are looking for a winner, Marcos Ambrose has won the past two, with Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon having combined for nine of the 14 before that. It might be too late for the Australian to make the Chase, but a win would sure come in handy for the two former champions. Enjoy the week.

  • The Final Word – Shortly after being told to hit the bricks, Ryan Newman gets to kiss them

    It was Jimmie Johnson’s race to lose, so he did. The Brickyard 400 came down to a pit stop that took about four seconds too long, but more than three seconds more than pole sitter Ryan Newman needed to win. Johnson dominated, leading 73 of the 160 laps at the fabled venue, but Newman led 45, including the final 12, as the Indiana boy realized an Indianapolis dream. It was his 17th career win, coming just days after securing his 50th pole position.

    Some dreams are shared. Greg Newman shared in his son’s win as his boy’s auxiliary spotter in turn three and joyfully shared with the entire team in the kissing of the bricks at the finish line when it was all over. Dad on his right, his wife Krissie on his left. One-year old daughter Ashlyn was content to sit on a nice purple pillow as the whole team bowed down to pucker up in front of the cameras. Sister Brooklyn, who turns three in November, was in Ryan’s arms as she got dipped upside down to join her dad in the celebrations. She did not seem to fully share in the joy  quite as much. Expect to see a photo of that scene showing up at her wedding reception between  two or three decades from now.

    For now, the future father of the bride can be content with his first win of the season, and the first since Tony Stewart let him know that he would not be back with the team in 2014. Actually, being fired by Stewart usually is a harbinger of good things to come. Just ask championship crew chief Darian Grubb, who got his notice and then took his boss to the title in 2011. With Jeff Gordon moving back into the Top Ten in the standings, the wild card spots are held by Stewart and Martin Truex Jr. They are not only 11th and 12th, but each has an all important victory. Newman now matches them in that department, and sits just 20 points behind Truex and 24 back of his current boss in his own bid for Chase inclusion.

    For Newman, the decision to let him go all came down to a matter of dollars and sense. It made sense for Stewart-Haas to hire Kevin Harvick, currently fourth in the standings, to drive for them next year. As for the dollars aspect, only the sponsorship cash that she attracts maintains a seat for Danica Patrick, who has finished 25th or worse in seventeen of her 30 career starts. She was 30th on Sunday. As for Sunday’s winner, he has won at least a race in eight of his 11 full seasons, including eight in 2003, the 2008 Daytona 500, and now the Brickyard 400.  Newman, who does not turn 36 until December, will do just fine next season.

    Johnson, who has given away at least three wins this season, still leads the pack despite those damned lug nuts on that last stop. Not the best of days for the other top five contenders, with Clint Bowyer (20th on Sunday), Carl Edwards (13th), and Harvick (19th) out of sight most of the day. Harvick’s result snapped his nine race string of Top Tens. Dale Earnhardt Jr, sixth on Sunday and fifth overall, had to pit just 15 laps in due to a loose wheel, got lucky 45 laps later when a caution came out at the right time, and managed to salvage his day.

    You would expect former open wheelers might do well at Indy. Former IndyCar champ Stewart was fourth, former USAC king Jeff Gordon was 7th, with former Indianapolis 500 victor Juan Pablo Montoya finishing ninth. Patrick and A.J. Allmendinger (22nd) did not, which to be honest was not entirely unexpected.

    Jeff Burton is a 21-race winner who has not won since 2008. He is articulate, thoughtful, well thought of, and has my luck in a casino, which is none. He sits 20th in the standings after finishing dead last at Indianapolis after his transmission let go. This season, there are 25 competitive rides (26 if you count the one occupied by Patrick), with Burton 21st amongst them. For the record, Montoya is 25th.

    Rating Indianapolis – 8/10 – No wrecks, few cautions, the passing was tough, yet it still provided an entertaining way to pass the afternoon. Even ESPN’s boys were more than tolerable, as long as you could use the PVR to turn the Rusty-Brad times into extended commercial breaks.

    Pocono comes up on Sunday, a place where Johnson won just last month and a place he swept back in 2004. Newman won there a decade ago, but Gordon (with six) and Hamlin (4) lead the way there for success. Tony, Carl, and Kurt have two apiece, and where Kasey, Joey, and Brad each have at least one. You could say that it is a track that likes talented wheel men. We should have 43…make that 25…of the best this Sunday. Enjoy the week!

  • The Final Word – None of the pickers picked Vickers at New Hampshire

    The Final Word – None of the pickers picked Vickers at New Hampshire

    Time often rewards us with maturity, often only after we face some adversity. The man who won at New Hampshire Sunday is not the same lad who, as a 20-year old, claimed what is now the Nationwide series crown in 2003. He is not the same guy who took out both Jimmie Johnson and Dale Earnhardt Jr for his first Cup win just shy of his 23rd birthday in 2006. Brian Vickers presently is the best Cup driver without a full-time ride, something that will assuredly change next season, in the same car he drove past Tony Stewart to lead the final 16 laps enroute to victory this past weekend.

    Vickers has paid his dues. After early career success he moved on to the new Red Bull team in 2007, failing to qualify for 13 races. Things seemed to be on the upswing before he was forced out of the car in 2010 after blood clots were discovered in his legs and near his lungs.  He fought back, only to discover his return in 2011 was with a team on the down slide and about to go the way of the dodo. Without a ride, he became a part-timer for Michael Waltrip, yet in just 16 races these past two seasons he has won a race, claimed four top fives, and eight top tens. Talented, life tested, and all grown up, an even better version of Brian Vickers is back.

    One driver needing to be better than he has been recently was, as Brad Keselowski finished fourth and returns to the Top Ten in the standings. An 11th place result did the same for Kasey Kahne. Stewart thought he had enough fumes to win, but that decision saw him fall all the way down to 26th when things went dry. He is back to relying on his single win for the second wild card spot.

    Great day for Jeff Burton, finishing third to sit 17th in the standings. Only 31 points separates the 9th place Keselowski from Burton and only two between the 10th place Kahne and the 11th place Jeff Gordon. If Gordon moves ahead, then Stewart could find himself behind both Kahne and Martin Truex Jr for wild card dibs as he currently trails Truex by three and Kahne by five points. Gambling he had enough in the tank might prove to be costly for Smoke.

    Ryan Newman gets word he is a man without a ride after this season, then he wrecks in his next race. No sympathy card coming from Kyle Busch, however. As the boys battled for eighth, Newman drifted up and wound up taking out Kurt Busch, who was having a pretty good day up to that moment. In response to his brother’s plight, the younger Busch boldly stated in a Sirius radio interview that Newman was a stupid idiot, a big ogre who does what he wants “because he can probably kick anybody’s butt” and Kyle was “glad he’s out of a job.” Ouch. Where is the love, people?

    As Keith Whitley sang to us, sometimes those in love say it best when they say nothing at all. On a certain plane ride home, maybe all one heard was crickets Sunday night as Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse Jr left the venue. Patrick got into Stenhouse, who picked up Travis Kvapil, and in the end none of them were very happy. The good news is that nobody expects much from any of them right now. Maybe the love birds could have invited Kvapil to join them on the flight home. I’m sure he would have had something to say.

    At the age of 71, Morgan Shepherd became the oldest man to ever drive in a Cup race. He drove less than a third of the race, finishing 41st after parking the beast due to a vibration. How impressed should we be with his feat? Not very. Yet, it probably was more impressive than 77-year old Minnie Minoso drawing a walk in 2003 with independent baseball’s St. Paul Saints, or the single shift taken by 69-year old Gordie Howe with minor hockey’s Detroit Vipers in 1997. At least Morgan drove the damn car for more than a couple of minutes.

    If you seek meaningful, there was June 18, 2005 when 46-year old Julio Franco hit a pair of homers for the Atlanta Braves against Cincinnati. Nine days later he hit a pinch-hit grand slam home run against Florida. As for Mr. Hockey, Howe scored his final NHL goal on April 9, 1980 for the Hartford Whalers against the Montreal Canadiens, his 15th of the season, at the age of 51. As for NASCAR, only four drivers have recorded a win after passing their 50th birthday. Their names are Harry Gant, Bobby Allison, Mark Martin…and Morgan Shepherd. Now, that is something to be proud of.
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    Rating New Hampshire – 8.5/10 – I was pretty sure Tony and Steve Addington blew the call about gas, unless Larry McReynolds was completely wrong. He was not. We had four drivers dominate, in the Busch boys, Matt Kenseth, and Tony…before Vickers simply won it. There was drama, there was heart break, there was TNT’s crew for the final time this season. No point complaining about that right now. There will be time for that in a couple of weeks.

    Indianapolis comes up on Sunday, July 28th. Until then, we can preview the ESPN gang by taking in the Nationwide action from Chicago this Sunday or the Indy action on the big track a week from Saturday as Mr. Vickers returns to action. Of course, the marquee event between now and the Brickyard will be the return to the dirt as the truck series visits Mr. Stewart’s track at Eldora Speedway on Wednesday, July 24th. That should be a blast. Enjoy the next two weeks!

  • The Final Word – Jimmie Johnson, the Queen of Daytona

    The Final Word – Jimmie Johnson, the Queen of Daytona

    When you see Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus, I swear a Queen song can be heard in the background. “We Are The Champions”, they seem to be once again serenading the rest of the field during recent events. Johnson has been so dominant this season, he even has tossed away a few races he should have claimed while he proved selfish enough to grab his 4th victory of the season Saturday night in Daytona. He owned that race, and maybe he is about to reclaim that title he had owned for five straight years before loaning it out to Tony Stewart and Brad Keselowski.

    Stewart, who might lean toward pudginess from time to time, yet has never reached Meat Loaf proportions, might be thinking that “Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad,” The 2011 king (and in 2002 and 2005) was second at Daytona and moved back into the top ten in the standings. Keselowski, on the other hand, continues his big chill, falling just out of the top ten. After a 21st place finish on Saturday, he may be only 11 points back of Stewart, but since leaving Kansas the defending champ’s average finish has been 22.4. That includes six outcomes where he wound up outside even the top twenty. When Foreigner sang “Cold As Ice”, they were singing about Brad.

    It was a CCR end of the day for Joey Logano, Juan Pablo Montoya, Martin Truex Jr, Denny Hamlin, Matt Kenseth, Jeff Gordon, and Kasey Kahne. They all started in the sunshine but in the end all saw a “Bad Moon Rising,” At least they all lasted longer than Paul Menard, who went up in smoke on just lap 23.

    Rating Daytona – 10/10 – It was Daytona. It was a visual spectacle. We do not watch to see them wreck. We watch due to the lap by lap promise that all hell just might break loose, and while often it does we are amazed when it does not. I am not even talking about the last lap where, as Dirks Bentley mentioned, things more often than not go a little bit “Sideways.”

    Will things get tamer in New Hampshire on Sunday? Last year’s summer and fall victors, Kahne and Hamlin, sure hope so. Jeff Burton has the most wins there, with four, while Stewart. Gordon, Ryan Newman, and Kurt Busch, who has newly arrived in the top ten this season, all have three.  So does Mr. Johnson. The good news for the rest of the field is that he has been blanked there in his past five attempts. All he did last year was finish 7th in July, 2nd in September, and last year sucked for the team. I mean, they only finished third in the standings. Last night I dreamed of Chad wearing a Freddie Mercury jumpsuit atop the war wagon singing “We Will Rock You.” I woke up screaming. Enjoy the week.

  • The Final Word – Kentucky gives Kenseth his fourth as Johnson gives away a second

    The Final Word – Kentucky gives Kenseth his fourth as Johnson gives away a second

    How do you win four races in a season? You Matt’er down of course, which is exactly what Mr. Kenseth did at Kentucky on Sunday. He might not have had the best car on the day, but he did when it counted as he claimed his 28th career victory. The victory moves him to fifth in the standings and, even more important, three bonus points up on Jimmie Johnson in re-calibrated Chase points.

    Johnson, he of so many wins he can just give them away. He beat the late re-start at Dover, and wound up 17th. He spun out late at Kentucky, and came home ninth. He will be at 65 soon enough, so why rush? 182 laps leading and then just giving it away.

    Dale Earnhardt Jr would not do that. Maybe early in his career, he might have, when he claimed 16 wins in his first 201 races. However, not since then. Not since the past 285 events have produced just three victories, the last one more than a year ago. Junior started from the pole, he was leading the race, but when the carcass of Denny Hamlin’s tire slapped him up side the splitter he was just glad to hang on to 12th.

    Hamlin will not make the Chase. After his hurts, he keeps getting hurt points-wise and physically. He eventually crashed out, got his bell rung a little, and finished 35th. Hamlin has nine races to make up 44 points (to make the Top 20) and win a couple. It is not going to happen.

    Brad Keselowski will not make the Chase. The defending champ with the big Twitter may be only 14 points out, but he has been deplorable over the past ten. He might have a couple of Top Tens, but he also finished 33rd at Richmond, 32nd at Darlington, 36th at Charlotte, and 33rd on Sunday. His next nine will have to be as awesome as the recent past has been awful.

    For the first time in 35-years, since 1978, a Labonte failed to start a Cup race. With Bobby sat down in favor of A.J. Allmendinger, his streak of 704 consecutive starts came to a close. Allmendinger finished 22nd. I hope the feedback was worth it.

    Rating Kentucky – 8/10 – It was a day late, but you hate to fly through the race as you might miss something the TNT crew brings up. I wish I had missed Carl Edwards’ guest selection from Saturday. Thanks to fellow writer Kelly Crandall, I did not, sharing the joy that is Turtleman. To be fair, she did indicate that it was a train wreck, but I still might have to remove Kelly as a Facebook friend. So, who will be on next week, Honey Boo Boo?

    This Saturday night is the Firecracker 400 at Daytona. Johnson won there last spring, Tony Stewart a year ago, and Kenseth in the 2012 season opener. Jamie McMurray was second in Kentucky, and has won twice on the track at Daytona. Back in the Top 20, he sure could use a third about now. Enjoy the week!

  • The Final Word – Truex left his heart, Montoya left his gas gauge, in San Francisco

    The Final Word – Truex left his heart, Montoya left his gas gauge, in San Francisco

    Martin Truex Jr has the best sideburns in the business, and now he has the shortest losing streak. That 218 race gap between victories came to an end as he drove away in the hills of Sonoma, just outside of San Francisco on Sunday. Have there been longer droughts? Certainly. Michael Waltrip went 462 before he finally won a Cup race. J.D. McDuffie went 653 and never won. In fact, in 1991 he died at Watkins Glen in his final attempt.

    Kurt Busch roars in to the pits, way over speed, and gets a drive through penalty. He again roars in to the pits, way over speed, and gets a stop and go penalty. All he did after that was drive through the field, got his lap back on the track, and wound up fourth. A bad day just three positions behind the guy with a great day. I wish I was that bad.

    So does brother Kyle. He got spun by Juan Pablo Montoya early, then stalled on pit road, got punted by Carl Edwards, and went for a spin in the dirt. Some Busch’s finish fourth, others 35th. One consolation is that Kyle finished just one position behind Montoya. Funny how one can be second at one moment and 34th at another when the fuel runs out on the final lap. Yes, I bet his team thought it real hilarious.

    Just in case you were wondering, Jacques Villeneuve was entered at Sonoma, my mother was not. The former F1 champ lasted 19 more laps than Mom did, and picked up three points to Mrs. Thornton’s zero. Neither are slated to run at Kentucky on Saturday night. Just keeping you informed.

    So, JTG-Daugherty Racing sat Bobby Labonte so A.J. Allmendinger could provide them some feedback as to what the team might be missing. On Sunday, Labonte was back in and the damn car blew its engine on the first lap. So, unless the former Cup champ did something real stupid real early, or the problems with that team has nothing to do with who is driving but rather who is working on it. Just an observation.

    Rating Sonoma – 9/10 – Can you beat the rolling hills in the background? Can you beat the surprises that often lurked in the turns, especially that last one? Is there a better crew than Adam, Kyle, and Wally, or better tech analyst than Larry, or better track-side reporters? Any worse? I will let you think about that for a few weeks. I am sure some names will come to you.

    As they venture to Kentucky Brad Keselowski might consider repeating his win from last year. Presently, the defending Cup champ is just nine points to the good, with no wins in 2013. A hiccup on Saturday night, especially should Paul Menard, Kahne, Jeff Gordon, or Joey Logano do very well, could prove to be rather nasty. As for two-time winner Kyle Busch, he remains 16 points within a Chase place, but another bad day for him and things could start getting complicated. Enjoy the week.

  • The Final Word – Michigan, where it all went to “H” for Mr. H.

    The Final Word – Michigan, where it all went to “H” for Mr. H.

    1000 victories. That is a pretty hefty number no matter what you are talking about. For Ford, Greg Biffle’s performance at Michigan allowed the manufacturer to hit the milestone, 64 years after Jim Roper was declared the winner at Charlotte in the first ever NASCAR event. For the Biff, it marked his first win of the season and the 19th of his career to leave him eighth in the standings.

    The only guys who had something that might have challenged the Ford driver was the Chevy boys from Hendrick. Sadly for them, they each had rather less than stellar finishes. Jimmie Johnson was tracking Biffle down, until a tire went down and the challenger creased the fence with two to go. Johnson finished 17th. Dale Earnhardt Jr had a car to contend with, but he went from first to a bug smudge as his engine let loose. Junior was finished in 37th. Kasey Kahne had a car that could anywhere, but he went from the front to the wall when a tire let go. He wound up 38th. That left Jeff Gordon, but he got pinched into the fence when Bobby Labonte broke loose just six laps in. Gordon was to end his day 39th. It was one hell of a day for Mr. Hendrick.

    We had folks do well. Jeff Burton had gone 12th, 11th, and 11th in recent weeks before coming home 10th last Sunday to be within 20 points of a Chase place. Austin Dillon took his fuzzy cheeks out there and brought grand-dad’s car home in 11th. Danica Patrick looked like crap early (okay, her performance, not her own perky self) yet finished 13th.

    They dumped Labonte from his regular ride to see if A.J. Allmendinger could find some answers. How did Bobby respond? Well, Labonte wrecked early while driving for James Finch to end up dead last. Allmendinger was 19th to be the best among the 30-something entries; those usually found 30th or something beyond that. Expect Labonte back for Sonoma, while former open wheeler Allmendinger is not listed driving for anyone.

    As expected, road course ringer Ron Fellows is back. Making their Cup debuts will be Puerto Rico’s Victor Gonzalez Jr and former Craftsman driver Paulie Harraka. Also on track will be former CART, Indianapolis 500, and Formula One champion Jacques Villeneuve. 43 spots are open, just 43 cars are entered for this Sunday.

    Rating Michigan – 8/10 – Dear Lord: It might be too much to ask for, but might we have an entire season broadcast by TNT? While we might tune in for the action, often we stay watching a race due to insightful and entertaining commentary. We might not miss much on the track, but we know we might miss something from the broadcast booth, thus we stay watching. Lord, I think those folks on ESPN are wonderful people, but I shudder to think what the Pocono and Michigan experiences will be like with them in August. Anyway, if you could perform a miracle here and keep Wally, Kyle, Adam, Larry and their track side colleagues on the air this summer and fall, I sure would appreciate it. Love, Ron. PS: I hope you had a great Fathers’ Day.

    Next time out, they will be turning left…and right. Tony Stewart has won a pair at Sonoma and Jeff Gordon has done it five times, but the last time for them was back in 2005 and 2006. Since then, winners include such names as Montoya, Busch (both of ‘em), Kahne, Johnson, and Bowyer last year. You do not have to be a ringer there, just a great driver, like some guy named Earnhardt was back in 1995. Any one of those past winners entered could pull it off. Mark Martin won in 1997 but more often than not he also enjoys a Top Ten day in California. The boys and girl take to the track just north of the streets of San Francisco this Sunday. By the way, in case you were wondering, the last Ford winner there was Ricky Rudd, in 2002. Enjoy the week.